Sunday, August 25, 2013

Morning Routine!

Hey guys, I have gotten 1777 requests for a morning routine, I can't believe how fast my blog is growing! So while pregnant, I don't need a lot of sleep this time around! I go to bed around 11:30 and wake up at 6am. When I wake up, Emmett always gets up with me! I strip and so does he, I love seeing him naked so he strips at any time possible! Then, Emmett takes pictures of my belly, boobs, and butt, since my boobs and butt are growing as fast as my belly! Emmett doesn't want to miss a minute of my changes, plus he is going to make a scrapbook of the pics, that we will show the kids and all of our family when our babies are born! Then, it's about 6:30 so we got and Emmett makes oatmeal and rubs it on my belly! Of course, oatmeal is very nourishing for your skin and makes it smoother and prevents stretch marks. Then Emmett makes waffles while I lay naked on the couch waiting! He spoon feeds them to me, because I am so big I have trouble fitting at the bar table!
This was my 3 month photo shoot, I'm much bigger now of course!
Back to the routine. After breakfast it's 7am so Emmett has to leave for work! We make out for a minute, still both naked, but right before he leaves he kisses my belly 123 times for good luck! I kiss his belly 79 times, too. Then, I got into my room and get dressed and do my make-up for the day and get the kids papers/books/lessons ready! I homeschool my kids, it is just a much better environment so they won't get bullied, plus, they can wear whatever they want and we can have strip parties together! Alex went to kindergarten at a public school, had a strip party there, and was expelled. I don't understand why, stripping is a beautiful thing! So, I decided to homeschool the kids. I make them breakfast and they do work for 2 hours, we have a strip party break, and then work for another 2 hours then have lunch! After lunch they have the afternoon free, except for our mandatory body inspections. I take the kids one by one into my bedroom and they strip! After examination, I rub lotion all over them and put shaving cream in their ears, belly button, and between their toes! Then the have the rest of the afternoon free until dinner time together! :)

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