Surprise!

Hey everyone, you all are so very impatient to know what happened this week! Well, Monday morning I woke up with terrible contractions! I started to cry during our morning naked photo shoot, that usually makes me feel better! Emmett ran out to the store because we were out of food, completely, and just bought some mac and cheese for the kids and orange juice for me! He used a toilet scrubber and rubbed my stomach with orange juice, it felt great! By lunch, my contractions were still the same but I was in so much pain I couldn't get up. Emmett did pick me up, but dropped me! He called 911, because he dropped me on the hardwood, on my babies. It felt bad, like I was turning into a vampire. I WAS BURNING. I couldn't stand the pain, so I screamed and shrieked and all that until the ambulance came. It was 2 buff guys, weird huh, usually a nice lady or some old man! They were staring at my boobs the whole time, which is understandable, because I'm a size DDDD! When we were in the ambulance, one kissed me roughly, and his hands were all over me! Emmett got back and shoved him away and guarded me from those hooligans. When I got to the hospital they immediately did a scan, and said the babies are fine they are just thrashing around and causing me pain because they are scared! Turns out the orange juice coatied on my belly really kept them safe! It's great, Emmett is the best! And I love him. What got me through labor was Emmett! He rubbed shaving cream on my legs, shaved them, and even shaved my private area! When people shave me, it just always relaxes me. I ended up having the babies Tuesday morning, after 24 hours of hard, tough labor! It was two boys, as we thought, and I carried them for 32 weeks. Baby #1 is Anthony, my father's name! I love the name Ony, so when he is older I hope he goes by that! :D Baby #2 is Matthew, he will probably go by Ew when he gets older, hopefully! :D I love my two little boys so much! We got home from the hospital yesterday morning, and pics were taken yesterday afternoon!

This is Anthony!

And this is Matthew!

Hopefully you enjoyed my labor story, if you want a post about the first days at home with my baby boys, leave a comment below! :D

Nightly Routine!

I lot of you have been asking where I have been! I have gotten many, many messages on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, WeHeartIt, Youtube, Blogger, Vine, and basically any social network you can think of! I am actually going to talk about that in my next post, because my nightly routine has been requested much more! :)

So we ALWAYS had mandatory family dinner, no exceptions except illnesses! We can wear whatever you want when we eat, sometimes we eat naked, sometimes in snowsuits, bathing suits, bras/undies, whatever! After dinner we all watch TV or a movie as a family! I sit on Emmett's lap and he rubs olive oil on my belly, and smarties up my nose and I blow them out! That's only when I'm pregnant, when I'm not we both strip and do our thing on the couch. Anyway, back to the routine. After the movie/TV, around 7pm Talia and Carly have to have their nighly routine! I rub rash oinment on their butt cheeks, because it gets irritated and itchy! Also, I put sardines in their armpits and salt in their ears! Then, its time for brushing teeth, which goes normally, we all share a toothbrush! Then they have too pee! I don't care where, it can be anywhere in the house! Normally, they pee in the living room plants, sometimes in their bedroom trashcans, or, most obviously, the kitchen sink! DUH. Anyway, after bathroom stuff we put them to bed, after I kiss everywhere on them and take of their clothes! They sleep naked, it's just better, obviously. When they are asleep Emmett and I got back to our bedroom around 8pm, and do our thing and usually drink beer, but not now because I am pregnant! Lexi can go to bed whenever, she usually watches TV/labtop/texting until 2am! So early, I don't go to bed until about 2am, I just can't get enough of Emmett! :D

Emmett and I!

I have gotten requests to talk about how Emmett and I met! We met when I was a freshman and he was a senior! I had a major crush on him, but you know, he was a senior and would never date me! He surprised me, though, he asked me out the second week of school and we were dating all through his senior year! I was bullied harshly because of it, all of the girls were jealous of me! They would pull up my shirt and call me a slut, because I had gotten to 3rd base with Emmett after a few weeks of dating! If you don't know what that is look it up ;) When Emmett left for college I thought he was going to dump me, but he ended up telling me he loved me and wanted to marry me! We ended up doing it that night on his couch in the living room with his parents and younger sister watching us! We got married 4 years later, when he was 22 and I was 19! Our life together has been nothing but hard, but worth it :)

Morning Routine!

Hey guys, I have gotten 1777 requests for a morning routine, I can't believe how fast my blog is growing! So while pregnant, I don't need a lot of sleep this time around! I go to bed around 11:30 and wake up at 6am. When I wake up, Emmett always gets up with me! I strip and so does he, I love seeing him naked so he strips at any time possible! Then, Emmett takes pictures of my belly, boobs, and butt, since my boobs and butt are growing as fast as my belly! Emmett doesn't want to miss a minute of my changes, plus he is going to make a scrapbook of the pics, that we will show the kids and all of our family when our babies are born! Then, it's about 6:30 so we got and Emmett makes oatmeal and rubs it on my belly! Of course, oatmeal is very nourishing for your skin and makes it smoother and prevents stretch marks. Then Emmett makes waffles while I lay naked on the couch waiting! He spoon feeds them to me, because I am so big I have trouble fitting at the bar table!

This was my 3 month photo shoot, I'm much bigger now of course!

Back to the routine. After breakfast it's 7am so Emmett has to leave for work! We make out for a minute, still both naked, but right before he leaves he kisses my belly 123 times for good luck! I kiss his belly 79 times, too. Then, I got into my room and get dressed and do my make-up for the day and get the kids papers/books/lessons ready! I homeschool my kids, it is just a much better environment so they won't get bullied, plus, they can wear whatever they want and we can have strip parties together! Alex went to kindergarten at a public school, had a strip party there, and was expelled. I don't understand why, stripping is a beautiful thing! So, I decided to homeschool the kids. I make them breakfast and they do work for 2 hours, we have a strip party break, and then work for another 2 hours then have lunch! After lunch they have the afternoon free, except for our mandatory body inspections. I take the kids one by one into my bedroom and they strip! After examination, I rub lotion all over them and put shaving cream in their ears, belly button, and between their toes! Then the have the rest of the afternoon free until dinner time together! :)

Pregnancy Troubles!

Hey everyone, I have gotten 397 requests to talk about my pregnancy troubles! I can't believe how popular my blog has become in the last 14 minutes. Well, right when I got married Emmett and I immediately began trying for kids, I think you know what I mean ;) We did that for 3 and a half years, but I wasn't getting pregnant! We got me checked out at a special doctor, and found out I only had a 14 percent chance of becoming pregnant. That didn't make us sad at all, just trying harder! We would try to make a baby most of the day! When we woke up we would do it before breakfast, after breakfast, our lunch breaks at work, after work, before dinner, after dinner, early evening, and for a few hours when we were in bed! We did all of that for about 7 months when I found out I was pregnant! It was a tough pregnancy, I had severe morning sickness and preclampsia, but Emmett and I were just happy to have our dream fulfilled! He would lick my belly a lot, and cover it in pink lipstick! He would give my head massages with sour cream, and rub rash ointment in my belly button! I had Alex at only 6 months pregnant, she was 5 pounds, but healthy otherwise! Again, Emmett and I tried again and again for children and succeeded when Alex was 6! This time around I was perfectly healthy, just very tired! I slept 16 or 17 hours a day. When I wasn't sleeping Emmett was spoon-feeding my baby food, to help the baby grow faster and healthier! I had Carly when I was full term, 40 weeks! When Carly was 5 I found out I was pregnant! Emmett was busy and not able to do much to my belly or anything, so I had a miscarraige at 16 weeks. When I got pregnant again, with Talia, Emmett took off from work to be with me all of the time! He would rub my belly with make-up remover wipes, and shove mints down my bra, and in my shoes! This time around, Talia was born at 34 weeks, and happy and healthy little baby girl! With the twins, it was much easier to get pregnant, just because Emmett and I were much more experienced in the baby making area! Emmett spends every morning before work taking pictures of me naked, just to document the growth of my belly, boobs, butt, and all! It is a great bonding experience. Every night before we go to bed, he kisses my belly 17 times, and then I always sleep with a coating on shaving cream on my belly, and wearing sneakers filled with lavenders! We are hoping and praying that the twins will come out soon, happy and healthy! :)

Welcome!

Hello everyone, I'm Rosalie Smith, loving wife and mommy. I'm 23 years old, with 3 children and 2 on the way! I am married to Emmett, he is my lover! I have always loved kids, and I have always wanted 10 kids, my whole life! My oldest is 14, Alexis! She goes by Alex. Alex loves babysitting her little siblings (for cash of course), photography, texting, and twitter! Carly is 8, she loves doing my hair and the beach! The baby of the family (not for long) is 3 year old Talia, she loves princess's and play-dou! I am pregnant with twins, I am 8 months pregnant, I could go into labor at any time, even though I am not full term! I actually did find out the gender, I'm having 2 little boys! I am very happy about my pregnancy, I have had some trouble conceiving in the past, and I have always wanted a big family and am definitely not stopping here! Leave requests below to better get to know me and my family :)